So to the average human, it'll be pretty obvious that this page is not a serious project or business. To the average spambot, however, who's busy scraping emails...not so much.
I just want them to email me. I figure good old mailto links will probably work, if appropriately sprinkled throughout the pages of this fake site. I'll even announce things like m0GNVetKH@notgotmuchspam.com as an email address, with or without links (see, e.g., TxkBu0c97@notgotmuchspam.com). It'll be an interesting project, figuring out which random things get more email than others (if any).
Just for good measure:
If I get interesting results, I'll eventually post them here.
If you want to play with this project, please email me at alex notgotmuchspam com.