So to the average human, it'll be pretty obvious that this page is not a serious project or business. To the average spambot, however, who's busy scraping emails...not so much.

I just want them to email me. I figure good old mailto links will probably work, if appropriately sprinkled throughout the pages of this fake site. I'll even announce things like as an email address, with or without links (see, e.g., It'll be an interesting project, figuring out which random things get more email than others (if any).

Just for good measure:

If I get interesting results, I'll eventually post them here.

If you want to play with this project, please email me at alex notgotmuchspam com.